Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Cats and Stuff

So I started my first blog.  Hi mom.  I know you are the only one reading this...thanks for the chocolate chip cookies you made me (I've been telling everyone I made them)

Basically, this blog will just be a lot of words.  A few times there might be a picture or two, but I'm terrified of copyright laws so don't get too excited for visuals.

But the best part of this blog will be the coupons I will try to attach to each post.  Much like the popular website living social, I will make sure you all have a cheap and easy way to be just as unsociable as I am.

I don't get out much.
Here is a coupon to give to someone who walks out of the room every time you start talking about how much you love cats.  They will read this piece of paper and realize that they now have to sit down and listen to your detailed descriptions of kitty's lil scratchy tongue and how fuzzy wuzzy their lil fuzzy fur feels.


Good bye losers.  My roommate just hit me with the hardest piece of salt-water taffy ever.  I'll probably eat it off the floor later.

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